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Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 10.02.19

* Trump wins on taxes (this time): A federal judge in California blocked a state law that would require candidates for president to disclose their income tax returns before their names can appear on the state's primary ballot. [CNN] * In the wake of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s accusations of sexual assault, Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s name has not been “totally and permanently destroyed” as he predicted; though he may be regarded as a “walking controversy,” he’s mostly gone back to his regular life. [Washington Post] * Rudy Giuliani has hired former Watergate prosecutor Jon Sale to represent him in the impeachment inquiry against President Trump. Sale says of his client: “He 100 percent did not do anything illegal.” That’s a good lawyer. [National Law Journal] * The D.C Circuit largely upheld the FCC’s right to dump net neutrality rules, but the court’s opinion still allowed for state and local governments to set their own regulations that would prohibit some customers from being charged more than others. [Associated Press] * A judge has ruled that Harvard's admissions policies are constitutional due to the school's reliance on "race conscious admissions." If Students for Fair Admissions appeals, it could go to SCOTUS and endanger affirmative action. [NPR] * If you’ve been dreaming about going in-house and eventually becoming general counsel, now might be a good time to make a move, considering that GC pay recently hit a five-year high of $2.6 million. [Big Law Business] * “Alabama and I had a difference of opinion, but Gainesville and I have the same opinion.” That tide has rolled, so Hugh Culverhouse decided to make a $1.1 million donation to the University of Florida Levin College of Law. [Herald Tribune]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 06.05.17

* Commuting to work counts as "work," according to the European Court of Justice. I think five-year-olds everywhere would agree. [Independent] * Harvard College rescinded the offers of 10 prospective students for trading sexually explicit memes and messages targeting minorities. When reached for comment, the Alt-Right First Amendment brigade decried the school's lack of "intellectual diversity" probably, before masturbating to Birth of a Nation. [Harvard Crimson] * Adam Feldman Empirical SCOTUS breaks down how the Court can avoid the stupid Travel Ban. [Empirical SCOTUS] * Bill Cosby walked into his trial with Keshia Knight Pulliam. Pulliam played "Rudy" on the popular television show "The Cosby Show," which has now been ruined forever. [The Root] * Everybody is enjoying the Real Press Sec Twitter bot. [The Hill] * Flint is one of those places where white people are winning the race war. [New York Daily News] * Trump's support didn't predominately come for the white working class. It came from the white stupid class. [Washington Post] * Since the Nazis have won anyway, sure, I'm ready for some football. I guess. Who cares. I envy the dead. [Deadspin]